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employer: why should we hire you?
me: i got first place on Rainbow Road
employer: holy shit
For those who have papers to write, here is something to make you feel better
“it’s what’s inside that makes you beautiful”
*the demon possessing my body blushes*
- weird noises: happen in the wee hours
- me, unaffected: the only supernatural and ominous force in this place is me and i was here first, so whatever and whoever you are you need to Go